Gum leaves

Natural dyeing. Gum leaves. Non-toxic mordants. Silk. When exactly did the obsession begin? After talking to a woman who was selling beautiful gum-leaf-dyed silk scarves at the arts centre craft market one Sunday? After some conversation or other in our monthly sewing get-togethers? The mania this time was shared: Barb of the sewing group and I came to the same point at the same time. Texts began flying between our neighbouring suburbs. By mid-November we were planning a session on her veranda, swapping book titles, web pages and the whereabouts of cheap saucepans and silk, and not long after we fixed a date: Friday 1 December. So it was two weeks from beginning the discussion to the proposed two-woman one-day workshop.

Unfortunately Friday 1 December was the beginning of the Big Wet and Barb’s veranda was flooded by breakfast time. This was a blow: we were both ready to get started. By that afternoon we had both decided to have a go at a bit of cold dyeing separately: wrapping silk and leaves together to see what happens, with a ceremonial unrolling the following Friday.


There’s a flowering gum at the bottom of our back yard which produces gumnuts like large bullets and brilliant chemically red flowers at around Xmas time. If I could make leaf prints on silk from this tree, I thought, I’d be happy – in fact, I’d go into overproduction and everybody would get a silk scarf for Xmas 2018.

I read everything I could get my hands on. Craft dyers around the world have produced beautiful books showcasing their amazing work, but sometimes the details – what works with what, how to prepare a particular fabric for cold-dyeing with gum leaves, for example – is vague. There are systematic craft dyers, who show the range of colours that can be produced from a particular plant, and there are freewheeling creatives, who emphasise the unpredictability of the process, and the need to embrace whatever unexpected results you get. There are people whose leaves are ranged in neat rows and people whose fabrics are a blur of overlapping colours.

Gum leaves, it seems, are particularly good for dyeing. Unusually, they don’t require chemical treatment of the fabric – mordanting – in advance. On the basis of my wide, superficial and contradictory reading, I washed my silk (very pale pink, no white available, $12 a metre at Rathdowne Fabrics), soaked it in a 50/50 solution of water and soy milk and hung it out to dry.


By the time I got round to assembling everything, however, I was getting cold feet. How could these dry leaves and gumnuts – mostly foraged from the ground before the rain started – possibly transfer their colour to silk? I decided to stew them briefly: put them in a pyrex bowl, poured a kettleful of boiling water on top, and stirred them round until the water looked as though it was beginning to colour up a little.


I spread the silk – ripped from a wider length – onto plastic bags on top of oilcloth. Cold feet continuing, I sprayed the silk with a solution of vinegar and water, fished my leaves out of the hot bowl and spread them more or less evenly along one side of the silk. As you may be able to see, I am an adherent of the blurred mess aesthetic.


Then – cold feet again – I added a sprinkling of particles from a rusty length of piping unearthed by builders from our back yard; iron is one of the less toxic chemicals that can be used to prepare fabric for dyeing.


Then I folded the silk over lengthwise and wrapped it as tightly as possible around a piece of plastic downpipe left over from last year’s restumping. That’s bright yellow nylon string holding it all together, which turned out to be a good choice, adding no colour of its own.


And then there was nothing to do except wrap it in plastic bags to prevent drying out and wait till the following Friday. As a precaution, I made a special pot of tea and drenched the whole thing with it.

None of this was very scientific.

After three weeks of texting, it was great to get together with Barb. She had organised an electric ring, big stainless steel pot and bamboo steamers for our hot dying experiments. First, however, we had to inspect our cold-dyed handiwork.

It was great to see that my pale pink silk was no longer pale pink but a sort of pale, mottled brown. When I looked for leafprints, however, I was disappointed. The deepest patches of colour clearly came from the bits of rust. The outlines of gumnuts could just be seen. Overall, however, it was a tossup as to whether my silk was now a gloriously random example of natural dyeing, or more like a World War I bandage removed a century ago from somebody’s suppurating leg wound.  One thing I will say: it smells lovely. Not like a used bandage at all.


Our hot dyeing experiments weren’t much better. We bundled our silk around sections of my rusty iron pipe and steamed them for a couple of hours. The deepest colour, on mine, came from the end that was closest to the pipe, and also from strips of bark that we mixed in with our leaves. It was a lovely day, but we both felt that the spectacular examples of natural dyeing we’d seen in the books must have been based on quite a lot of practice and study.

But this is just the start. I am about to begin taking proper notes as I read, in a special exercise book, before considering how to approach the next session. Meanwhile perhaps I should learn how to roll the edges of one of my two pieces of not-very-well-dyed silk (Professor YouTube to the rescue, as usual) and wear it to a New Year’s Eve party, as an emblem of good resolutions for 2018. Learn how to value your failures. See what’s good in your own work and take it from there. Patience, patience.


A wardrobe that works

Got dressed and out of the house in a hurry, this cold morning. Phone call from son: the dog was refusing to leave the off-leash park, after a chance encounter with one of his favourite humans. The dog is nine months old, a lively pointer / beagle cross with perhaps a trace of border collie: friendly, playful and intelligent, but obedience is not his strong point. We are working on this.

If there’s only one of us trying to get him home, it can get very difficult. If another family member arrives, however, the problem evaporates. The moment he saw me, he was on the move.

On the way home, I realised I’d thrown on my current winter gear without a thought. It’s a scruffy ensemble in which I feel almost completely at ease. And this doesn’t come easy to me, after a lifetime of struggling to feel comfortable in my clothes. This blog might as well have been subtitled: ‘On not knowing what to wear’. Over the last few years, trying out one pattern / fabric combination after another, often failing and occasionally getting it right, I’ve moved towards an easier range of clothing: comfortable separates, worn so often they’ll probably need replacing some time soon.

This is what I found myself wearing.


There was a dark red padded vest from a Uniqlo sale last year, which has been worn constantly. Melbourne isn’t often cold enough for a full-scale winter jacket – I do have one, bought in England about seven years ago, and it’s been worn about twice this year. The vest goes on when I go out, and it often stays on when I come back in. Light and warm.

There was a Uniqlo T-shirt underneath everything else – pure cotton, becoming less common on the shelves of our local store, is it possible they’re moving over entirely to synthetics? Buy your cotton T-shirt now or else.

There was a grey wool cardigan which was an extravagance many years ago, bought at an Italian shop in Lygon St Carlton, which no longer exists. It has outlasted many cheaper garments and is still going strong, while, I’m afraid, Uniqlo woolly cardies, which look so good in the shop, begin to fall apart after a few months’ wear.

There was a sleeveless blue dress, with an up and down hemline. The pattern came from my friend Barb. She had a favourite garment, bought in the UK, which was worn to bits; and being Barb, she didn’t mourn – she traced a pattern and made another one. As a lifelong dressmaker, this is the kind of thing she does without thinking. She doesn’t even seem to have mentioned it on her blog. Anyway, she copied the pattern for me, and I found some dark blue knit fabric with a bit of texture in my stash

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I thought very hard about the binding on neckline and armholes. Barb’s version used brightly patterned external binding, giving her plain garment a little pop of colour. I made bias binding from an old check shirt of my partner’s, which was irretrievably ripped down the spine. I decided to keep it on the inside, on this occasion. I liked the look of it so much that I left the finished garment hanging from a chest of drawers in the bedroom for a week or two, where I could admire it.

The result was, by my standards, a howling success: a comfortable, versatile shift dress that goes with just about everything.


My wide cotton trousers were made years ago, following a pattern in Simple Modern Sewing by Shufu To Seikatsu Sha. This beautiful Japanese book,  translated and adapted for larger non-Japanese wearers, contains the makings of an entire wardrobe, and it occurred to me the other day that if I’d restricted myself to this one book, I might have ended up much sooner with a wearable range of garments. The trousers are pretty roughly made, with a skewiff patch pocket at the back, but they have not come apart.

The boots are Spanish, from Allegro in Lygon Street, Brunswick, which is most unfortunately about to close down. I’ve been buying solid, comfortable shoes and boots there for several years. These have been maintained by an excellent cobbler in Victoria Street, Brunswick, just off Sydney Road.

The beanie is from a stall at the Abbotsford Convent. It stays on in high winds, unlike most of my other beanies. The dog got hold of it the other day, and it took two of us about ten minutes to get it back. Something about the good quality wool? It was a bit slimy but undamaged. Yes, I did wash it afterwards.

The scarf came from a stall at my son’s primary school fete, ten or more years ago, and I wear it all the time. A thick strand of cotton came loose from the fringe the other day, and I found a big needle and mended it; once upon a time I would just have cut that loose strand off. I think it might see me out.

So there we are: a mix of Uniqlo, small suppliers, second-hand and home-made clothing, which temporarily works for me. As soon as the weather warms up, I’ll be back in my usual state of mild panic about what to wear. But Barb is making another sleeveless  dress, patching together a light stretch denim and scraps of blue Japanese patterned cottons, and I think I might follow in her footsteps: shameless plagiarism.

Is it possible that within a year or two I will have reached a state of wardrobe nirvana: a few well-worn, versatile garments hanging in a half-empty closet?



Ever since the arrival of Louis, just before Xmas, other things have been on the back burner. We are first-time dog owners and on a steep learning curve. He’s energetic and mostly cheerful, adores new people, needs far more exercise than most pups his age (four months now) and gets his inquisitive nose into everything. And he chews and/or eats just about anything. So sewing has become a high-risk activity.

Hand sewing can take place relatively safely at the kitchen table. Getting the sewing machine out needs a bit of advance planning: no dog in the immediate area until the big red plastic Bernina box has been closed and stashed away. So far it’s undamaged, unlike the IKEA rocking chair, chewed all along its wooden arms. Unlike a series of very old books, none of them valuable but all of them well loved. Unlike the back garden… but let’s not go there right now.

Puppy kinder was lovely, but more is needed. Today I came back from the library with TWO books on how to train your puppy. From now on, everything’s going to be different.

Meanwhile the current sewing project has languished. This is unfortunate.


The fabric came from Japan: a soft double gauze in dusty blue, plain on one side and white stripes on the other. Miss Matatabi sells an irresistible range of cottons, many of them from Nani Iro, who might just produce the most beautiful fabrics in the world. This one is very simple, chosen with the intention of making a long dress for summer.

But when the double gauze arrived, it just didn’t seem quite right for the pattern. Too light, a flyaway cotton, it wouldn’t hang right. This has been one of the greatest challenges to me as a novice seamstress: matching pattern to fabric. Get it wrong, and no matter how carefully you make the garment, it won’t be worth wearing.

I thought about using a pattern that would use both sides of the fabric, like Tessuti’s Ola tunic.


This patterned linen was just a bit too heavy for the style, bunching under the arms and not really following the lines of my body. The double gauze, however, would be just the thing, and the pattern offers a version which is patched together from a range of fabrics. I could reverse the fabric, cut some of the pieces at right angles so that stripes were horizontal as well as vertical – perfect.

Meanwhile, however, I had been admiring the Tessuti Helga shirt pattern. Oversized, beautiful details, just my kind of thing. So, a week or two before we got the phone call from a dog rescue group to say that we were successful applicants for one eight-week-old pointer / beagle puppy, I forgot about Ola and went with Helga.


One thing I failed to think about. Tessuti classify this pattern as suitable only for intermediate to advanced sewers. The complexity should have been obvious to me but wasn’t, so – having been duly warned – I ignored their good advice and went ahead. Cut it out. Starting tacking pieces together. Realised that I had never made a shirt with a proper collar, not to mention one with a broad swathe of interfacing all down the front and round the back of the neck, to be machine-sewn immaculately into place in due course. Managed not to contemplate the likelihood that said interfacing would not lie flat unless sewn extremely accurately into place… and so on. And that’s before we get to buttonholes. Haven’t started the buttonholes yet. Or found the right buttons.

In another life – the one in which Louis did not arrive just before Xmas – I probably spent a couple of days in January tacking, pressing, hand sewing, undoing seams, tacking again, swearing quite a lot, and eventually picking a good moment to do that perfect bit of machining up one side of the front of the shirt, round the back and back down the other side, all in one go. For me, this is not routine: it requires absolute concentration, no interruptions and a certain amount of luck.

In this life, the shirt has been packed into a (hopefully) puppy-proof plastic box along with basic sewing equipment, and placed on the bottom shelf of a bookshelf, taking the place of some of our more precious books which are now right up at the top, well out of reach. It comes out for the occasional half-hour of hand sewing – fix this little seam, unpick that one, read ahead in the instructions, work out what comes next, accumulate as much machine work as possible and do it all at once on a day when the puppy is asleep or elsewhere. The shirt goes to sewing group, and every month I find myself apologising for its lack of progress.


It may turn out to be quite a wearable shirt. That is still possible. It won’t have the clean lines of the one in Tessuti’s picture, but it’ll be soft and loose and maybe not even obviously home-made. I’m not giving up on it. I like the way the side seams curve round to the front, and the way the stripes meet at an angle.

But it’s been hanging around for so long now. I’m glad I didn’t try to make the Toni dress out of this beautiful fabric, because it wouldn’t have worked. But I’m so sorry I didn’t choose to make the patchwork version of the relatively easy Ola tunic, which might have been finished before Xmas, and would have been worn all through this cool summer we’ve been having – just south of a serious heatwave – and would also have shown off the fabric to perfection. I’m sorry not just for not having a finished, summery top instead of a half-made shirt, but for the fabric itself, which deserved to be used with greater skill.

Meanwhile, on my way back from the library, I picked up a vintage pattern in a Sydney Road op shop for fifty cents.


It’s Donna Karan, 1989, the pattern pieces cut to a size 14. I did love those big 1980s jackets, and I’ve still got a couple gathering dust in my wardrobe. It’s a bit Diane Keaton, as in ‘Annie Hall’.


Will I ever make it? Maybe not. Certainly not until I’ve finished my neglected Chanel-style jacket, currently occupying a plastic bag upstairs, away from the puppy. But it’s lovely to think about the possibility. A Vivienne-Westwood-style loud check wool, perhaps? Just don’t let me do anything about it – beyond stickytaping the ripped envelope together – until I’ve finished the striped shirt.


The real world


A washing line on a sunny day is a beautiful thing. The clothes of all the residents in the house – those clothes that have been recently worn and don’t need dry cleaning – hang in anonymous rows, forming new colour combinations that may even have something to say about the residents’ ways of being in the world. T-shirts in black, white no longer dazzling, shades of dark blue and navy, jostle for space with dark underpants male and female, socks (occasionally bright red but mostly black or navy), jeans in various stages of fading and disrepair. Men’s shirts like sails. Nothing glamorous about the clothing, but there’s a jauntiness about the washing line as a whole, physical intimacy on display to anyone looking over the fence.

The poet Aileen Kelly once wrote with feeling about ‘the sewage flow of washing’. Well, yes – but the washing line is another matter. A friend once said to me – in the days when she was raising two small girls in the English countryside and I was a young woman about London, childless and political – that hanging out the washing is one of the best things for a woman at home. It gets you outdoors, and you have to raise your hands above your head, which is lovely when you’re mostly bending over to deal with much smaller people.

Sorting the dried washing, on the other hand, is a pain – particularly now that the young bloke’s socks and underpants are almost indistinguishable from his father’s. These days, if I find that it’s down to me to sort a load of washing, I simply extract my own bits and pieces and ask the others to do theirs. Three adults in a house: no reason for any simple domestic task to be allocated to one person rather than another.


Fairly recently, thanks to Marie Kondo and her book ‘The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up’, I learned how to fold my own clothes the way they should always have been folded. Now, after a big wash, I can see what I’ve been wearing. Look at this wobbly pile of folded T-shirts, not quite reaching the Kondo standard of folding perfection: dark grey, light grey, dark blue, off-white, black. A flash of lime green. These seem to be my winter colours. Any day now – like this coming Friday, which promises to hit 25 degrees (that’s 77 fahrenheit in old money) – they will begin to look drab, hot and inappropriate and I won’t know what to wear.

But I have a new-to-me pattern for a summer dress: Style Arc’s Toni,  which I’ve been contemplating for some time. Catherine Daze has made it twice, in the hope that it will accommodate her pregnant belly and still be wearable afterwards. It looks cool and loose and, on her, very stylish.

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The pattern (hard copy) arrived last week, and I’ve been wondering what fabric to use. After drifting hopefully around Rathdowne Fabrics and Clegs in Brunswick and finding nothing that was exactly right, I went on line and admired the lovely selection of double gauze at Miss Matatabi. I have never sewn with double gauze, but a lot of people have written about how beautiful it is to wear: light and cool.

So, thinking about my pile of T-shirts and the various shades of blue therein, I ordered three metres of a denim blue double gauze backed with a blue and white stripe: reversible. It hasn’t arrived yet. Already however I’m thinking that it may not be right for the pattern, which would look better in something a little heavier and less flyaway, with a bit of stretch. Will I find something different? More browsing around in Rathdowne Fabrics in the hope of discovering one of their amazing bargains?

And will I go ahead and make something else with the fabric? Baggy trousers for a hot summer day? A loose shirt? A simpler, shorter dress? There’s a Marcy Tilton pattern I’ve had sitting around for a year or so: Vogue 9112.

To my eye, this looks mysteriously awful on the very beautiful model but lovely on quite a range of other people: a delicate garment by the Dashing Eccentric:

and Peg’s wild and wonderful version on Deconstruct Alter Create:

Alternatively, and perhaps more practically, there’s a newish shirt pattern at Tessuti: Helga. It’s simple and loose and would definitely be worn until it disintegrated. Yes: maybe I’ll make a Helga.

This seems to be the process I’m arriving at. I’m seduced by the sight of a garment on somebody else who makes better fabric choices than I do. Choice of fabric for a particular pattern is just about the most important part of making your own clothes, I think – or at least, it’s the stage at which I’ve made the most expensive, timewasting and irreversible mistakes. Plus, the garment that catches my eye is likely not to be something I would wear on a regular basis. There’s a little bit of fantasy for me, in the appeal of the Style Arc Toni dress: it’s for special, not for dragging on in a hurry in the morning.

So I order the pattern and the fabric, and then the reality principle begins to kick in. (1) Look at the drape on that dress. It’s supposed to drape stylishly around one’s ankles, not fly away in the slightest breeze. Double gauze? No. (2) What do you put on every day in summer? Loose shirt and pants, that’s what, in relatively neutral colours. (3) OK, don’t let’s feel bad about this. Lovely pattern, let’s make it out of something in, perhaps the stash (have you checked the stash recently?) or from one of the local fabric shops. Meanwhile, that double gauze would make a lovely shirt…

This is a good process. It means I’m learning from my mistakes.

In other fabric news: I may be the last sewing person in Melbourne to realise that Marimekko has a shop in the Emporium, several floors up from Uniqlo. They had a sale on when I walked in, but even at 50% off, their gorgeous bright cottons were still about $70 a metre. IKEA, on the other hand, has a similar aesthetic and is ridiculously cheap. If you make yourself a summer dress out of IKEA cotton, the main difference, apart from the fact that it is likely to cost under $20 in total, is that quite a few people will say, ‘Oh, that’s just like my new curtains.’ But the dress itself would be fine.



You say bikini, I say burkini…

‘Burkini’s veiled threat’ is the headline of an opinion piece in the Melbourne Age today, followed by the subhead ‘The swimsuit is material evidence of chauvinistic oppression’.

Any newspaper article can be badly served by its subeditors, but that doesn’t seem to be the case this time. In the body of the article, Julie Szego doesn’t defend the temporary French ban on burkinis. But she quotes approvingly the French prime minister, Manuel Valls, who describes them as a ‘ provocation’, symbolising ‘a regressive and proselytising Islam hostile to Western values’. It seems that some loosely defined global cultural struggle is manifesting itself around the bodies of women who just want to go for a swim in the sea.

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Where can we start with all this? I could begin with my childhood memories of nuns in the full black-and-white gear, roaming the streets of London unchallenged. Current streetwear for traditional Muslim women in Melbourne is pretty similar. Or, for that matter, examine the clothing of Sister Marie Simon-Pierre, whose recovery from Parkinson’s disease was defined as a miracle, contributing to the beatification of the late Pope John Paul II.

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She looks like a shy woman who’s been thrust unwillingly into the spotlight, much more comfortable in her medieval robes than she would be in most modern Western women’s clothing. Or, come to think of it, she might quite like the kind of outfit favoured by Rei Kawakubo of Comme des Garcons – head to toe black, and entirely beautiful.

"In other words, I wanted to question the established standards of beauty.":

On another, related tack, we have the perils of the strong Australian sun for those of us with pale European skin. My current swimwear involves a basic swimsuit covered up with a rashie that conceals most of my neck and arms, and knee-length boardshorts, plus thick sun cream on all exposed skin. I’m still searching for a waterproof hat that’ll keep the sun off the top of my head and extend my swim time beyond ten minutes and not look completely ridiculous. At a distance and up to our waists in water, it would be hard to tell me apart from my burkini-wearing neighbour. On sensible beachwear I’m taking Cate Blanchett as a reference. Here she is in Vanuatu – and even the divine Cate hasn’t solved the ridiculous hat problem.

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I might add to that the challenges of finding the right swimwear for the aging body. Some of us look just fine in swimwear designed for younger women, and some of us don’t. We accumulate bulges in unexpected places, scars, skin cancers from long-forgotten sunburn. A lot of the time we would quite like to cover up, without sacrificing that lovely half hour or so of jumping waves and learning the art of the boogie board under the critical eyes of our children. Cate Blanchett would, I suspect, look fantastic in a bikini; she just doesn’t want to deal with the sun.

So the burkini ban is not actually about covering up, or not. It’s an attack on the religious associations of the burkini, and on Islam in general. A woman in a burkini is announcing her religious and cultural affiliations, and in the current climate there are some people who find that challenging.

In the Age, Julie Szego claims that the burkini ‘embodies the idea that female flesh is shameful, an invitation. That a woman must police herself; is responsible for controlling male desire’. She goes on, unfortunately, to announce that the burkini ‘cannot be stripped of its political context any more than a Ku Klux Klan outfit can be seen as just another hoodie’. Oh dear, oh dear. Is she now defining one of the great religions of the world as comparable to a toxic group of racist murderers?

If my Muslim neighbour wants to wear a burkini at the pool, I simply cannot understand why that’s anyone’s business except her own. Maybe her daughters will grow up to feel more comfortable with semi-nakedness? Or maybe my granddaughters, if I ever have any, will consider the bikini to be a weird cult of the late 20th century, unsuited to the Australian climate and deeply compromised in the way that it constructs and conceals the young female body for male viewing? In a generation or two, we may all have moved on, or we may have much more significant things to worry about.

The article in the Age assumes, deep down, that Western women and their bodies are not ‘living under the yoke of a chauvinist order’ – that sexism, presumably, is a thing of the past. I would love to believe this, but I just don’t think we’ve got there yet. The exposed female body can be understood, if you want to go down that road, as a new kind of conformity, complete with informal punishments for young women who choose not to fit in. We are all a work in progress.

And to preserve the connection to making things that is the rationale for this blog, I’m going to post a gorgeous pattern for swimwear for the slightly less emaciated body. This is the famous Bombshell Swimsuit from Closet Case Files.

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OK – this glorious garment is not a burkini. But it’s quite a long way from the bikini too. It drapes magnificently across a grown-up torso, catching the light in way that transforms a bit of a belly into an expression of confident sensuality. I don’t know who the model is – but my god, look at that hat, the sunnies, the lipstick, the jaunty angles of shoulders and arms. She’s probably in her early 20s, but a woman in her 60s could wear that swimsuit and that attitude and look good.

One day soon, when I’ve finished my Chanel-style jacket, and my Issey Miyake coat, and oh yes, the summer pyjamas that got stuck a couple of years ago once it became necessary to attempt buttonholes, one day soon I will check out the eyecatching swimwear fabrics at Rathdowne Remnants and have a go at this one. Maybe not lipstick on the beach for me – but definitely the hat.

The zen of gold medals

All week we’ve been watching the Olympics. I sat up till about two in the morning while the women’s marathon unfolded along the streets of Rio, remembering what it was like to be able to run easily and for a long time – so light, so fast, such a long time ago. The three fastest women were a Kenyan, a Kenyan running for Bahrain, and an Ethiopian. This morning I found myself in front of the men’s weightlifting, dominated by Uzbekistan. We followed the highs and lows of the Australian swimmers: an unheralded teenager bursting through in the final lap to take gold, heavily fancied world beaters missing out. Now we’re on to the post-mortem: public whingeing about the Australian public being let down by too many of the team. If you don’t pull out a personal best to order, you should not feel good about yourself. I won’t name the former Olympic gold medallist who was pushing this line on the radio this morning, but I will say he was not a swimmer or an athlete, but a shooter.

Earlier on, in the run up to Olympic selection we had our chef de mission setting ambitious targets for gold medals, while at the same time effectively excluding potential medallists because of their perceived attitude problems. Not only are you expected to perform like a machine; you have to behave like one as well.

As our swimmers embraced their more successful rivals, and came out of the pool to be interrogated by a Channel 7 reporter (‘How does it feel to come seventh, when you swam the fastest time in the event this year before the Olympics?’), they spoke, one after the other, about the need to run one’s own race, to do one’s best on the day as far as possible, and to move on if things don’t go as well as hoped. They were gracious and mature: no tantrums and very few tears. No excuses. This is what elite athletes are taught. Don’t pay too much attention to anyone else; do your best, identify areas for improvement, work on them, try again. Meanwhile the nation is singing a different song; they’ve let us down and they should be ashamed of themselves.

You wouldn’t think there were athletes in other parts of the world who were working their guts out and planning to peak at Rio. There seems to be a weird sense of Australian entitlement – not in relation to all sports, but in areas in which the country has been traditionally strong.

And we seem to forget that swimming is a First World sport. You need a good water supply and good swimming pools to develop elite swimmers, and that costs money. Why are our runners outclassed by Africans and West Indians? Partly because it doesn’t cost much: a decent pair of shoes and some reasonably flat lengths of road will get you going. There’s a level playing field. In twenty years time, maybe some of the more prosperous African countries will be producing their first generation of world class swimmers – and Australian journalists and ageing Australian gold medallists will be complaining about Our Boys and Girls not working hard enough.

Gold, gold, gold for Australia? That mentality doesn’t even help you win, for godsake. It stops you running your own race, it destroys your concentration. Athletes don’t need pep talks about the nation’s expectations: they need the zen of swimming.

And in that spirit, I will acknowledge the glorious work of other sewing bloggers. How could I ever achieve the heights of Rivergum of The Insouciant Stitcher? This tunic is made of silk that she dyed by hand, and she gives a generous account of the technical details on her blog. For me, this is medal-winning work.

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Carolyn of Handmade by Carolyn assembled this dress out of old jeans – her children’s plus her partner’s for the longer panels. Already I am regretting the old Levis I sent to the Brotherhood a couple of months ago. She has used the different shades of blue so beautifully – and just to rub salt into the wound, she also made her shoes out of old jeans, and has been wearing them for a couple of years. There is no point even trying to compete.

However. I have now successfully quilted the silk lining to the wool mix of my jacket. This is a first for me, along with the first handmade buttonholes and the first attempt at cutting and sewing silk. What’s next? Should I remove the braid I sewed to the cuffs, because of the little problem with the lining being shorter than the outer fabric, so I can cut them both to the same length? Maybe I’ll sew braid to the main part of the jacket – more hand work – and be careful not to place it too close to the edge. At some point I have to incorporate the shoulder pads that Bill gave me during his class, which are not part of the Vogue pattern, but which he says are absolutely necessary. At some point I have to cut the lining and turn it under and sew it to the buttonholes. So much work still to do. It will be good to have the whole thing assembled and find out if it actually fits. No point thinking about gold medals, now or ever.

On screen a woman from the Bahamas runs the 800m from the front and collapses across the line fractionally ahead of the American favourite, who was hoping for her fifth Olympic gold medal. The woman from the Bahamas wins gold, but she doesn’t get up. There are other women on the ground. They gave everything. Somebody had to lose – but how could you ask any of them to do anything more?

Climbing a mountain


What with Brexit, and the dismal state of the British Labour Party, and the recent Australian elections, and all sorts of other bad news worldwide about which I can do almost nothing, it seemed a good time to fall back on acquiring new skills. I picked an advanced sewing class at the Melbourne Council for Adult Education. Bill Woodhouse, who has worked in the fashion business all his life, is now semi-retired, but shares his knowledge of couture sewing techniques from time to time. A bunch of us with varying levels of sewing experience turn up with our projects and get down to work, and he circulates around the room dispensing advice, lending a helping hand, and occasionally summoning the class to view, say, the insertion of an invisible zip or a neat way of gathering fabric on a sewing machine without using a special foot.

No point taking something easy along, I thought. There’s a pattern by the American designer / teacher Claire Shaeffer that caught my eye some time ago: Vogue 8804. I bought it in one of their on-line sales, had a look at the instructions and decided to wait. I’ve written about it before. It’s a  Chanel-style jacket, photographed of course on a slim young woman – and I think what first caught my eye was the motorbike helmet dangling from one of her hands. That classic jacket has somehow acquired a bit of biker cool. I haven’t got a motorbike, and I will never wear shoes like hers – but that jacket became desirable, in that photo.



Ideally, you’d use a lightweight boucle wool to make this. I missed out on one last year at Rathdowne Remnants. Somewhere south of the river somebody was selling exactly what I wanted in a glorious dark blue, on line. But it cost nearly $90 a metre, and this project was so far outside my skill set that it would have been vandalism to embark on cutting out such an expensive fabric, knowing that disaster mostly likely lay ahead. I found a beautiful and affordable green wool/silk mix on Sydney Road, Brunswick at $18 a metre and started the search for an appropriate lining material. Then I discovered a piece of floral silk in my stash, which came I think from Rathdowne Fabrics on a good day, but it didn’t go well with that green. And THEN I realised I had a wool mix in my stash already: a brown / blue mix which came from a warehouse sale in Stewart Street, Brunswick, very cheap, and it looked great with that silk. So the green fabric has joined the stash.

Bill’s course took place over three Saturdays. Knowing that I was about to be seriously out of my depth, I got going early: cut out the main fabric and hit the ground running. Over two and a half weeks, I followed Claire Shaeffer’s written instructions, asked Bill for help, learned some useful short cuts, and watched everybody else’s projects move forward at high speed. Mine, at the end of the final class, had progressed considerably, but it was still in pieces.


jacket sleeve assembled


Here is the outside of a sleeve. It consists of three pattern pieces, which have been sewn together here, and I have added a trim. I walked all round the city trying to find something that toned in with that difficult greeny-blue pattern in the wool, and eventually found the right thing in Lincraft. The trim should have gone on top of a ribbon, but I decided to take a brisk Bill-like executive decision on that one, and not bother. I sewed it on by hand, with some difficulty, especially on the corner.


jacket sleeve lining assembled


And here is the over-the-top floral lining for that sleeve. Really, this silk should have become a floaty summer top, but there is something about a bright, surprising lining in an otherwise conventional jacket that lifts my heart.

Once Bill’s classes finished, my progress through Claire Shaeffer’s instructions slowed down. This afternoon, however, I sat down and read them through to the end, discovering en route exactly how one attaches lining to the back of buttonholes, and working out that there probably isn’t any one single step that is completely out of reach. The next major step, I think, is to quilt the lining to the outer fabric, which means basting along the lines for quilting and then machine sewing them very, very carefully. I will do what Bill kept saying to us, and experiment on scraps of fabric first. I will put aside enough time to carry the procedure out on the whole jacket, and not leave anything undone for next time, because – as Bill kept telling us – if you think you’ve learnt something, the next time you sit down to do it you’ll find that you’ve forgotten, and it’s better to do it all at once.

Once the jacket is fully assembled, I will try it on in fear and trembling. One or two little things have gone wrong along the way, including an inexplicable difference in size between the outer fabric and the lining – and as I discovered rather too late, you are supposed to leave wider seams on the lining, presumably because undersized linings are a Thing and need to be avoided. The only way to fix it at this stage is to make wider seams overall.

Through most of this process, my household was enmeshed in the drama of Masterchef, and I was barracking for Matt, who had a stylish manner with a kitchen knife and seemed slightly less squeaky clean than the rest of the contestants. In the final he was faced with an impossible dessert designed by Heston Blumenthal. It looked like an egg on a nest but it was made of chocolate among other things, and it took five hours to construct. He made one little mistake at the end, and the egg fell apart on the plate. He came second, after leading in the first two rounds of the evening.


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So I’ve taken on board the motivational spiel of the Masterchef judges. If it’s not perfect, don’t give up, just make the best of it.  Think of it as a lesson and try and do better with the green wool / silk mix next time. If it doesn’t fit but turns out more or less wearable, give it to a slimmer friend. If it fits OK but all you can see is that dodgy buttonhole, hang it up out of sight for a few months and then have another look – you might be surprised. But get it finished. Just keep going, do a little more every evening, and you’ll get there in the end. Any day now, I’ll find myself looking in the mirror and chanting, ‘Every day, and in every way, I’m getting better and better.’